1. Does This Pink Ribbon Make My Ass Look Fat? (shortened to DTPRMMALF to fit on bumper sticker, travel mug, mouse pad, and baby bib.)
2. What Curse? (Ha! Take THAT, Hope Diamond!)
3. Who's On Second? (this is about what I was feeling by Day 2 of the Pick a Name Game)
4. Dick's Picks: Washington DC -May, 2012 (two from the vault, you know)
5. Quadroboobia (although two are saline)
6. Which One's Pink? (oh, and by the way...)
7. Yetta Lester's Sugarless Cookies (still the best band name ever)...
Of course, the one we did pick (Winston Cups: Hope & Diamonds) may lead to a lawsuit, but publicity is publicity! Bring it on...